As a mandated reporter....

I have to turn my housemate in for this.

Rachael's Simple Sandwich...

Watched my friend Rachael (Yes, with two A's) build her Breakfast Sandwich this AM.

Toast expertly toasted in a hot frying pan, with ambidextral toast flipping performed impromptu when challenged. Bonus points, even from the grouchy East-German Judge, for that.

Luncheon meat, then cheese toasted, followed by a friend egg (Sunny-side up, of course).

I witnessed the consumption too, which took far less time than the creation, which led to an impressive C/C ratio of 0.68.

It's clearly not capable of challenging my Breakfast of Champions in the Super Heavyweight category, but Rachael has other creations up her sleeve.